Our Joy

He's here! A brand new(to us) bouncing baby boy car. The gender of the car took a bit of debating, but when we here at the Newsy News Letter offices heard the reason why cars are usually girls, we decided there was no other option. We heard from a source we deem reliable that cars are refered to as girls because of how difficult they can be. So we resolved that our company car would be a boy, and be as easy going as the rest of that gender. So far so good, but he doesn't eat very much for being a boy; maybe he's just nervous about being the new car on the block. He seems to be adjusting well; had a peaceful night after getting settled a little late. The deer took to him right away and since he's a male he's been very good about taking his turn. This paragraph should be read with a grain of salt and a dash of sarcasm. Any suggestions on nice boy names?