Tuesday, June 26, 2007

"They drew first blood"

This post is lovingly dedicated to our favorite brother-in-law whose birthday was today.
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"They drew first blood"
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If its a war they want, we'll give it to them.

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"They drew first blood..."

Friday, June 22, 2007

We did not…

We did not eat first breakfast at 5:55. We did not go for a sunrise kayak ride at 6am. We did not eat second breakfast at 6:33. We did not walk the dog. We did not eat a third breakfast. We may have given a tour of the house. We did not show off the hammers and staplers. We did eat hot dogs by a campfire…sponsored by the angles on the favorite parents new house. We did not mow lawn. We did not play croquet. We did not play disc golf. We did not get lost in the forest. We did not eat the one eyed mutt.


But we did hang the favorite mothers cabinets...and the newsy news birthday/cattail party had the best turnout yet!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Happy 6th Birthday Newsy News!!!

As usual, in honor of our cute little company’s birthday, we will be celebrating in style at the 4th annual cattail party. We have a full list of newsy party activities planned… guaranteed to leave even the heartiest of partiers completely exhausted by the end of the longest day of the year. For, though we don’t have any cabins lined up to clean this year, we do have grass growing up to our knees (not quite as bad as last week…but we have tried)…and there’s nothing more partyish than mowing all the lawn in the shape of a croquet field (much to our favorite parents embarrassment).

Unfortunately, due to the new high rises going up all over and in consequence of the civilization, power lines, our disc golf game will have to be played while running wild through the forests, its only one hole: Par-103…be careful of the sand pit and the two ponds, mamas pond and lost pond…that is if anyone is unfortunate enough to find the second one….if you do happen to find the seconded one, chances are pretty good you’re lost…at that point you’ll just want to take the stroke and forget the disc golf. Take a solid right at that unfortunate lost pond…you may not think it’s a pond, but if your feet start to get wet, you’ve found the lost pond, and you’re lost. But if you take a right, that will lead you to…well we don’t rightly know, the silly sister’s just kind of bowl their way through when they hit the lost pond. If it happens to be cloudy, you might as well just sit down and cry, of course, as this will be a newsy party, just do what ever it is the silly sister’s are doing…chances are though, if its cloudy, they’ll be sitting down and crying….well maybe not right away, but when it starts to get dark they will be…

Anyway, where were we? Oh, yes the newsy news cattail party! Everyone’s invited…we have a full agenda planned and an empty guest list. It seems our reputation proceeds us and last years party was the bomb… or whatever. But its a little disheartening to us that the favorite parents crew decided they couldn’t be paid to attend…not even for the snack times. Oh well, the youngest child will be making her famous eggshell cake as usual so please come eat it…

5:55am: A very fast breakfast
6am: The usual sunrise kayak ride,
6:33: 2nd breakfast
At 7: the usual walk the dog game.
7:30: 3rd Breakfast
Starting at 8: Tours of the house begin.
8:15, 8:30, 8:45: Snack time every fifteen minutes
At 9: A showing of the hammers and staplers that have been the woes of the silly sister’s fingers at which point both silly sister’s will beat the hammers and the staplers until they feel better.
10: snack time
11: The grand game of mowing all the lawn in the shape of croquet!!
12: Lunch…probably hot dogs.
1pm: Snack time
2pm: Game of croquet, Newsy vrs not Newsy(or is everyone supposed to be on their own teams? Well, we’ll just make it up as we go along...like usual)
3pm: Snack Time
4pm: the forest game of disc golf
5pm: eat snack…if lost eat what ever looks good….but no eating the one eyed…never mind.
6pm: Remain calm.
7pm: Favorite parents will not be worried yet.
8pm: Remain calm
9pm: try thinking of ways to build a shelter.
10pm: Favorite parents will wonder, in passing as they go to bed, where everyone is.
10:30: Remain calm.
10:45: the silly sister’s cry for mamma and because their tummies are hungry.
11pm: The silly sister’s will no doubt have cried everyone to sleep at this point.


And thats the plan for the longest most wonderful newsy birthday/cattail party ever!!!!

Monday, June 18, 2007

the Grand ol Newsyday

Last weeks newsyday was a pretty exciting day. Not only did we have the rather high excitment of 3 loaded cement trucks coming 45 minutes apart, we also had the great joy of rushing around trying to build forms in case we had some left over.
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In the picture above,
the youngest child is demonstrating how to hold a drill with her right hand while expertly holding a screw in her left...something everyone should practice doing.
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>>"Hurry! Hurry! They're coming!!! They'RE COMING!!!! AHHHHHHH."


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Thats right, they came.


Heres one more picture, and if you look closley you can see the inside of the house.










Saturday, June 16, 2007

A little tore up- injury #8

This is one of the silly sisters toes,
the nail was clumsy enough to get cought under a cuboard that was being moved and in consequence was bent backwards.

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When it happened, the sensitive, soft hearted, favorite father looked down on it and consolingly said,
“Well, at least now you’ll have something to blog about.”

Yes indeed, some sacrifice is necessary in the world of blogging...what’s a toe here or there?

Thursday, June 07, 2007

The party

We had a bachelorett party on Tuesyday for our favorite newest June bride
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Enough girls for some real good cackeling.
We also hired some entertainment for the party. Perhaps if that had been common knowledge before hand, more cackelers would have come.
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The middle child was less impressed than the goofy giggle grinned youngest child, who was at least good enough to cover the glow worms eyes...sort of. We don't know if the June bride was impressed or not, she still hasn't removed her hands from her eyes.


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Oh, she must have peaked at the wrong moment.
lesson learned.
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We're actually just kidding in the pictures, our hired entertainers left 2 hours before the party began, and they were singers...

Saturday, June 02, 2007

Our humblest apologies

We would like to extend our humblest apologies to the little town we gallivant in for the shortage of 4x12 sheetrock we may have caused at Lowes. We were very much in need of an expeditious shipment and thought not of how much we may be putting out our favorite gallivanting town. We have now had time to consider our actions as a little hasty in taking all the product, but we are slightly consoled by the idea that anyone who is really in need of sheetrock may use 4x8 instead, since we didn’t take any of those. If this proves to be too much of an inconvenience to anyone, feel free to stop by the happy place for a sheet or two, we could possibly spare one at the Lowes price.





Each pile is about 5ft high