Thursday, August 31, 2006

The workout of the month is:

Mowing lawn

Note: Never, ever, mow lawn when its hot out or when there are people around who might see you. We recommend doing this workout after dark in the cool of the evening, or early in the morning…before dawn; in short, do this workout whenever you can annoy the most amount of people without any of them knowing who’s making all the noise.

For the right handed person, use an old push lawn mower with a broken front tire on the right side. Make sure the broken tire tips inward to the left. This will give your normally unused left arm a thorough workout as it constantly has to correct the leftward pull of the tire. This also makes mowing in a circle very convenient. For the left handed person, you can sit on the porch and relax since you don’t need to workout your left hand.

Always remember: Never mow alone, two people pushing the same lawn mower is ideal for this workout. Both should be blind folded though since we stated above that this workout should be done when no one can see. And in that case, you may as well do it during daylight hours as long as it’s not warm out.

For a more extensive mowing workout, run while pushing the lawn mower; we recommend heading in the direction of Dairy Queen while you're running.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

to work or not to work

There comes a day, in every one of our weeks, where we must leave our comfy computer chair and work…

this is not that day

Saturday, August 26, 2006

A moment please...

This blog is dedicated to all of our un-blogable moments.
The moment has now past, thank you for your time…

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Things that happen to us...

Perhaps the black and white Warner Bros logo should have tipped us off. But no, we watched 3 hours of the Phantom Of The Opera before we discovered it was all in black and white. It wasn’t until the grave scene at the end when the red rose showed up black that we figured out something was amiss with our DVD. We immediately determined to take it back to wal-mart. That being decided we took it out of our DVD player and put the stupid thing back in its color case. It was then that we noticed that our DVD player logo was also turning up black and white on the screen of the TV…we naturally came up with three possibilities, there being three of us there at the time.

1. The stinkin DVD corrupted our whole system (it was a logical thought in the times of computer viruses).
2. Our rather old, but large, TV was toying with our mental capabilities
3. The connections on the back of the player had been hooked up wrong.

Unfortunately we discovered after investigating that option number 3 was indeed the problem….and we found, much to our horror, that we’d wasted 3 hours of perfectly good and beautiful color in black and white.

Believe us, things are better in color.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Bare tracks!!!!!!!

Or should we say BEAR Tracks?!!!!!
Finally proof that man and bears walked together millions of years ago.........
Seriously though, we did see a bear yesterday; don't worry, it was on the one eyed mutts blind side so no harm done...

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Things we find fascinating

We use to think some girls just wanted to be our friend because of our brother. But we know better now….By the lack of female friends that we now have, we are convinced that all girls were only our friends because of our brother…that’s why we had to become our own best friends.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

One of our favorite hymns

What a Friend We Have in Jesus

Text: Joseph M. Scriven, 1820-1886
Music: Charles C. Converse, 1832-1918

1. What a friend we have in Jesus,
all our sins and griefs to bear!
What a privilege to carry
everything to God in prayer!
O what peace we often forfeit,
O what needless pain we bear,
all because we do not carry
everything to God in prayer.

2. Have we trials and temptations?
Is there trouble anywhere?
We should never be discouraged;
take it to the Lord in prayer.
Can we find a friend so faithful
who will all our sorrows share?
Jesus knows our every weakness;
take it to the Lord in prayer.

3. Are we weak and heavy laden,
cumbered with a load of care?
Precious Savior, still our refuge;
take it to the Lord in prayer.
Do thy friends despise, forsake thee?
Take it to the Lord in prayer!
In his arms he'll take and shield thee;
thou wilt find a solace there.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

The favorite mother says

there are no calories in the broken animal crackers…only the unbroken ones have them.

In other news, we’ve decided to have another secret party today, so anyone wishing to come should take the necessary steps towards that goal….we’ll be in the lake, or on the lake, or somewhere near the lake.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Mix all together for a happy cleaning experience*

Do not try this at home…or should it be “alone”?*

Lysol Cling toilet bowl cleaner for toilets
Comet Bathroom Cleaner for the showers (no scum intended)
Mr. Clean for the sink (we prefer the blue stuff)
Soft Scrub Liquid Gel for pitch on the floors (and anything else we wish to see disappear before our eyes)
And last but most certainly not least, 409 All Purpose Cleaner (the purple stuff; we don’t really care so much for its cleaning ability, but it sure makes things smell really good)

Results all typical.

Mix all together for a happy cleaning experience*…All our days are happy days…

Remember, we’re professionals!...and now that we’ve just confessed our chemical dependency we feel the need to go air out our heads and reflect on the folly of our writings.

*do not try this at home…or alone…and never ever at the advice of two very silly sister’s.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Technical stuff...we wouldn't understand it.

Um, ah…due to some technical difficulties and…ah…lack of time…missing camera… mild depression…Yeah, we will not be able to put up a picture until sometime later….sometime, perhaps, when we feel like it…

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Its about time!!!

Finally we’re on-line again!!!

and...that’s all we have to say about that…