Tuesday, July 25, 2006

hey hey

is is any any one one else else seeing seeing double double??

double double the the fun fun!!

Monday, July 24, 2006

How to wake up at 5am...

Don't set an alarm clock, just drink an 8 ounce glass of water before you go to bed....at least we hope you'll wake up...

newsy can not be held responsible for any accidents...

How to wake up at 5am...

Don't set an alarm clock, just drink an 8 ounce glass of water before you go to bed....at least we hope you'll wake up...

newsy can not be held responsible for any accidents...

Thursday, July 20, 2006

We’ve discovered…

We are friends with someone who is related to someone who knows someone who is best friends with Brandon!!!!!!!!…what a small world!!!! Life is good!

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

The favorite mothers new refrigerator!!!

Is it not a beauty?
It even has double doors! Just what the favorite mother always wanted! Too bad neither of the doors open into a freezer...but hey, when you're putting two little refrigerators on top of each other, what more could you possibly want or expect?

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Why a full body swimsuit is the best:

It saves a remarkable amount of time when applying sun block since you’ll only need to apply it in the five uncovered spots, face, hands, and feet. And in the event that you don’t have time for such extravagance before swimming, you’ll only need a very limited amount of Aloe Vera lotion to compensate for the neglect of above mentioned face, hands, and feet.

Happy swimming to all!

Monday, July 17, 2006

A tree falls,

If a tree falls down in the forest and there is no one around, is it still the middle childs fault?

Thursday, July 13, 2006

What should be done?

The youngest child thinks she was bitten by a mouse recently. Should she:

A. Go to the doctor for a shot.
B. Go swimming and forget about it.
C. Wait and see if symptoms show up in about 3 months.
D. Wait and mention it to the dentist sometime.
E. Tie herself to a tree like they do in movies.
F. Paint her toenails.
G. None of the above.
H. All of the above.

Choose the best answer; personally, we're going to be studying B for a while today...

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

A memory of SonShine 2004

It was the last night of SonShine; most kids were waiting to be loaded on to their buses and vans while also waiting for the last concert of the night to end. But the middle child and the youngest child were not doing either. They were roaming aimlessly around, thinking, no doubt, about leaving soon, but as they wandered near a port-a-potty the youngest child said, (like every good youngest child) "I have to pee middle child". So they walked over to the port-a-potties. They didn’t notice the group of kids sitting cross-legged across from the port-a-potties as they went in. But while they were taking care of business the constant chant of, "Push! Push! Push" and then the slam of a door, and then the general cheer of "Yeah" naturally accompanied by loud clapping, clued them in that they had not chosen ordinary port-a-potties. The youngest child stepped out of her port-a-potty hesitantly and ducked her head as the crowd cheered. She turned around as another door slammed and saw the middle child bow to the crowd as they also cheered her success.

This post is dedicated to anyone going to SonShine this year….beware the bathrooms…

Monday, July 10, 2006

A question,

Has anyone ever heard of the "Fibonnacci Sequence" or was it just one of those things a math teacher makes up for the sack of passing on useless information?

All we know is that its not in the dictionary and it has something to do with the rate at which two rabbits will reproduce after two months.

We’ve sat on this unforgettable information for three years now and we’re doing the only sensible thing we can do with it…we’re passing it on to others…

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Happy 4th Newsy News!

We would like to take this opportunity to say a very happy Tuesyday 4th of July to our Favorite newsy news friends, and to the newsy news staff as well...

oh that would be us! Happy fourth to us and to you, from the newsy news letter staff and fan club!

Monday, July 03, 2006

we highly recommend it...

Sometime, if you happen to have the great honor of peeing in a Wal-mart store or any public restroom, try the following for your own amusment...

When you're safley in the stall of the bathroom chirp out in a normal voice, "tinkle, tinkle tinkle tinkle tinkle..." and continue until you're done. This will cover any real tinkling sounds you make, and if anyone looks at you strangly when you walk out of the stall look at them stupidly and say, "What? I was tinkling!"

Sunday, July 02, 2006


ha ha! We're one up on everybody now.

Nobody else posts on Sundays...we're going to take the rest of the day off.

Life is good!