Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Are the Suckers running?

Simple ways to find out if the suckers are running.

Well, you could just drive around to all the rapids, but that takes time...and precious gas. So we have discovered a new and much easier way to discover when the suckers are running.

What you'll need:
A room full of people
A door

Run into the room full of people, through the door, and yell(excitedly) "Someones giving away Ice cream!" If every one dashes to the door, the suckers are running. If only a couple of people go to the door, you may be a little early so wait a few days before going to the rapids. Good luck fishing.

3 comments:

dangeresque dan said...

It worked on my dogs. They just ran into the wall.

Nell, your friendly Red Wing Corrections Officer said...

I ran out the door and there was no free ice cream! Liers!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

We'll go check the rapids tomorrow.