Friday, April 22, 2005

We...

To the Ignorant:

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, do here by reluctantly propose a proposal for a plan. A plan unmade by the incompetent.

We, the unwilling, have put forth an effort to compose a modest letter on behalf of the proposal. On grounds based solely on assumption we do here by call the ignorant to the attention of which we feel we are psychologically due. We humbly demand that efforts, though unmade by the unwilling, should be respected and the unwilling individuals compensated accordingly.

In our modest misery;

Yours etc.

6 comments:

JC said...

the committe, the board, and the advisory pannel need to conjoin together in a meeting and should deliver a decision on this matter in no less than 30 days.

Anonymous said...

we the actual unwilling hereby do possibly declare that perhaps in all reality the aforesaid unwilling perhaps made an unforespoken challenge to the nearly, yet modestly unwilling, yet may have also not offended the unwilling actuals and thusly have created yet another near catastrophe of fate until the decision is made in 30 days.

Anonymous said...

We do here by apoligize for the catastrophe we unwittingly caused. Such was not the intent of the unwilling.

Anonymous said...

We do here by apoligize for the catastrophe we unwittingly caused. Such was not the intent of the unwilling.

Anonymous said...

Have you guys been smoking cat tails again?

dangeresque dan said...

Whaaa???? I like lemonade. It's just that simple.