Tuesday, June 07, 2005

The Pity Party

Dearest fans,

With regret we must inform you that we will be out of order(and possibly uncontrollable) for a good portion of the week. So welcome to the Newsy News blog pity party. This pity party is for you since you wont receive a how to do something or a workout this week. Please do not assume we leave you for other friends, indeed it is not so. We have no other friends. We merely leave for the west to annoy family for a while...not a vacation by any means, for what rest is possible for the annoying? So with that in mind we hope you will not lament our absence overly much…we are doing the work of the younger siblings; be proud of us for doing our just duty.

Feel free to post a comment over how much you miss us...or lament together over the shared loss you all now have in common. Or if you would rather try to punish us for doing the good work of annoying people, feel free to not comment at all. It is a pity party after all, and you can do as you wish.

Sincerely,
The Newsy News Staff, the middle child , and the youngest child

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i miss you already but lucky for me I get to see you in 2 days!
I will try not to be overyly annoid by my favorite sisters but I cant promis!

Nell, your friendly Red Wing Corrections Officer said...

Newsy News staff, please do stop by my blog before your adventure, for I have done a piece on the wonderful town of Spring Valley, MN.