Happy anniversary to the favorite Texas grandparents!

A tale of two toilets:

However, as we’ve already established, we don’t clean and tell. But we’re not above writing what we aren’t saying.

Over lunch, the middle child, the favorite parents and the oldest child all protested the youngest child’s detailed description of the two toilets she had just cleaned. Feeling wordy at that moment she was very disconcerted over the lack of eager ears. With all the pressure from the repressed toilet words bursting in her head it was very hard for the youngest child to refrain from bloging about them. As you can see though, we were successful in our repression.

Just imagine this: Cleaning a bathroom without gloves and then eating pizza without a fork.