Our little tests

We have some simple tests here at the Newsy News Offices that we run on every post to see if it is effective or just plain silly. The first one is right after it is written the editor reads it and if she giggles, says "what", or rolls her eyes, it is deemed effective. Then the post is published and two more tests are done. The favorite Father reads it, if he reads it quickly and says nothing, its not bad. If he reads it slowly and comments, well, its not good. But he's not usually available for the tests. The next test is when the favorite Mother reads it. If she laughs harder at the 0 comments part of the post, we go back to bed and try again the next day.