If you've been working in the dirt without gloves or, like the youngest child, wear the gloves but fill them with dirt first because its "funner that way" you're probably suffering from a common yet frustrating case of ugly nail dirt, its a technical term. We're almost completely convinced that it's work related and are seeking possible routs for compensation. We here at the newsy news offices have also been investigating possible cures and or home remedy's for this unsightly ugly nail dirt. Our top two most effective home remedy's are:
1. Make bread. As you are kneading it, the sticky dough sticks to your fingers and removes all the dirt . Don't ask, don't tell.
2. Do the dishes. A good soak is highly effective in removing ugly nail dirt, and it will also make you your mothers favorite child...at least for one night,(unless you don't do it for your mother, in which case this home remedy is not recommended; make the bread instead and give it to a friend, they'll thank you at least). We don't guarantee long lasting results, but we do guarantee them for as long as they last.
4 comments:
I have used your home remedy and have found excellent results. Primarily with the breadmaking tachnique.I haveto always ask now, but I never tell.I don't really enjoy the teeth grinding experience of a fingernail cleaning bread loaf, but the taste, aaaaaaaaah its all in the taste.SO as I walk away from this computer, clean nails and all I have to wonder, will the dishwashing technique work as well, especially for those who have a dish washing machine? Is it necessary to break the latching mechanism or will just pushing the buttons work?
We recomend dishes only when you do them by hand. You may have succes with the buttens if they're at the bottom of the sink.
orange peelers are my personal favorite remidy for this dire sitaution.
Who would like to come to Obergs for home made bread?
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