This is an explanation to what may have been unclear in the newsy news letter. We hope it helps clear somethings up. But since we only had one complaint about the vagueness of our discription of our friends, perhaps this is not needed at all...oh well here it is anyway.
The middle child and the youngest child had hot chocolate so thick the spoons stood straight up. Now you might be wondering why anyone would make hot chocolate so thick that even a sugar loving tongue threatens to push it back out, but remember, this is the middle child and youngest child we are talking about. Their reason for such torture is very justifiable in a twisted way. They were pretending they were each other’s friend. So each one had a friend over which equaled two friends and then with the middle child and the youngest child all together they were four. Naturally four people would drink four cups of hot chocolate. They skipped the two extra cups of water and went straight for the extra chocolate. By the time the favorite parents came home the middle child and the youngest child were suffering greatly from their happy time as each others friend.
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its called multiple personalities! Heard of it?
What! You guys have more friends than that. You didn't go hiking with your hot chocolate, thus, there was only two of you there, plus the "more than 1 friend", which equals 4 or more people in all, which is significantly not "2." har har
Now this is the kind of post we faithful readers have come to expect from the Newsey site. These deep thoughts which make our cerebellum's (cerebelli?) smile are the reason the Colonel gets so happy that he refers to himself in the third person whenever his RSS reader indicates that you have new output from your northern dream factory. Please keep up the good work.
Indeed it is still a bit confusing but when I take into account the amount of sugar you had that night no wonder.... Anything can happen at that point!
Little G is craving sugar these days too!
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