The oldest child had just come home from town when she walked in on her two silly sisters complaining about gas keeping friends away.
"Well, no one comes to visit me either." The favorite Texas grandma said, trying to make them feel less abandoned.
"You have friends coming to visit today grandma." The oldest child contradicted bluntly.
"I do?" Grandma was all astonishment.
"Yeah," The oldest child went on while every one stared in surprise, "I past at least two cars going 30mph in a 50 zone. They must be coming to see you. Probably be here in a few hours."
4 comments:
Oh that's funny...a witty one she is. Pregnancy does that to a girl ya know!
Hmmmmm...... you must be more guarded with you words, Grandma's are quicker then they look, TRUST ME!
That was clever!
Maybe those kind people were trying to save gas by not driving fast, so that they COULD come visit all of the favorite cousins.
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