Monday, September 26, 2005

A grouse fell off a log and disappeared leaving nothing but his feathers.

We have come up with two possible explanations to what might have happened to the unfortunate bird.

1. A hunter shot the bird on a log in the woods off a road. It completely disintegrated because the gun was too big.

2. Two silly girls were hunting. They shot the bird in the woods off a road. They cleaned the bird leaving nothing but feathers and set the carcass up on a log as a decoy. They then giggled the whole way home.

Perhaps both explanations are needed to fully explain what happened on the log that day.

2 comments:

JC said...

Hey the Jilb- I reconize that pic!

Nell, your friendly Red Wing Corrections Officer said...

hmmmmmmmm..... ? Perhaps you already ate road kill the night before and decided you had enough game for the time being? You decided squirrels make harder targets? The birdie had so many holes in it you left it as a decoy? You set up a trap for the next time you Brother comes up to see if you can get him to add more holes to the birdie?