To get out of work two days in a row try any, or all, of the following…
1. Hide all the building material (we have found it to be most effective)
2.Bend a couple fingers backwards (actually it didn’t work very well did it?)
3. Insist on finishing your cup of coffee before you’ll work and take all day to drink it (sorry, this may prevent you from doing anything else as well)
4. Admit you feel the need to cook and clean (some sacrifice is needed….and chances are no one will believe you)
5. Put a sign on mothers new house that says “closed for cleaning until further notice” and then put wigs on the brooms and dance around the new floor with them.
6. Look busy and just walk around carrying a drill (works every time, hour after hour after hour…but it’s a boring thing to do on your “day off”)
7. Walk out to the house with your grouse guns and when everyone leaves tell father, “since no ones here to work, we’re goin huntin”
8. Get lost on your way to work…it is a very long way to walk…and up hill…
9. Pretend you suffer from snow blindness and start walking into walls and out windows (please use caution when walking out a window…it could be a very painful day off)
10. Or you could just tell father it takes all day to get ready for the newsy news staff Christmas party.
Good luck!! And remember, nothing ventured is nothing gained.
5 comments:
boy, its been along time since we've commented!
ha ha ha you twits!
I agree with the middle child, "you twits"
sounds like a union has formed up north.
BTW- I saw the weather forcast for the northland tonight and it looks way to cold to work. I'll just enjoy the balmy weather here!
Yes we're here now...and we've already forgotten.
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