Monday, June 08, 2009

for hire...

Newsy News Construction now for hire,

Newsy news construction is a unique construction company, the workers all wish to be paid by the job quality,

Perfect= three meals a day plus snacks
Near perfect= 10 bucks an hour,
Great=15 bucks an hour,
Good= 20 bucks an hour
Okay= 25 bucks an hour
Liveable= 30 bucks an hour,
Terrible= 40 bucks an hour

So here's the deal, they'll do the job and charge whatever you think is reasonable.

Oddly enough everyone who's hired them has given them raving reviews.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the typical top management of today. The worse you perform, the greater the bonus.
Is there a limit regarding the specific kind of construction you will do?

Newsy said...

it is possible that there is a limit, however, we don't know of any at this time...