Sometime, if you happen to have the great honor of peeing in a Wal-mart store or any public restroom, try the following for your own amusment...
When you're safley in the stall of the bathroom chirp out in a normal voice, "tinkle, tinkle tinkle tinkle tinkle..." and continue until you're done. This will cover any real tinkling sounds you make, and if anyone looks at you strangly when you walk out of the stall look at them stupidly and say, "What? I was tinkling!"
2 comments:
we triple dog dare ya!!!
We should all go to wal-mart Friday and try it together!
"A little red light goes on in the corporate offices in arkansas" That explains why there's never a check out open when we're there.
web 3- that's funny!
The other day I was with Lauren at Sam's Club in the RR and my cell phone rang (it was Larry), I answered "Sam's Club R.R., stall 1"- someone laughed.
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