Happy April fools day everyone!!!!

At least it would have been a happy April fools day if that stupid extra day in February, that no one cares 3 straws about, hadn’t messed everything up. Seriously, it messed everything up. The first day of spring was even all wrong…in turn pushing the first day of summer all off, making Newsy’s birthday a whole day off from the longest day of the year…this is an unheard of catastrophe for the newsy news staff planning the Cattail event…The fireflies must be warned!!!

Getting the mail

The silly sister’s now go get their e-mails the same way they get their snail mail.
E-mail was a remarkable invention in its time…the average household could get an e-mail instantly without even getting up, thus making it a whole lot more convenient than getting snail mail, which must be brought inside by some manual means.

Until recently the happy place was just such an average household…but then something remarkable happened…they canceled their internet. In consequence to this noteworthy event, getting e-mail is now 3 miles more inconvenient than getting snail mail…but hey, some things in life are worth the extra mile, or perhaps we should say 7...

At any rate, we find we can now sympathize with one of our friends who does the same…here’s to us

Good news,

We have good news, excellent news, fabulous news!!! Mullets are back in style!!!

That’s good news for our sheet rockers anyways…for the rest of the world who remain indifferent to such inspiring news we have another note worthy thing to report:

The youngest child went so far as to raise her feet off the ground to avoid a spider, and the middle child commended her good judgment.

Worldy knowledge...

“Is that a huge aloe plant.” One of the silly sister's asked for conversation sake as the favorite family was meandering home from the beach.
“That plant?” The favorite father asked in happiness over the prospect of finally being able to share some of his previously useless knowledge, “No, they use that plant there to make Tequila.” He said it with such assurance that the favorite mother immediately questioned where he got his information,
“Why, my vast worldly knowledge dear.”

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The silly sister's enjoying retirement!!!!

the silly sister's are...

"golfing...."
"no, working..."
"no golfing...."
"no working...."
"no golfing..."


Well at any rate, it looks to be about a two week sentance.

Happy Birthday Favorite Father

We have decided that there are two things a person has to pick on his or her own:

Their nose and their friends…preferably not at the same time.